San Valentino Toilet Paper
Valentine Toilet Paper Card con un Valentine poem (dettaglio della Toilet Paper):
Happy Valentine’s Day!
I couldn’t buy you diamonds,
And mere chocolates wouldn’t do…
I really wanted to get something
Much more personal for you!
I scanned the shops for ages,
And then a thought did come…
I’d buy a roll of tissue paper,
To wipe your pretty bum!